not getting married

When I was little, I assumed that like Princess Aurora, I would get married at age sixteen. However my birthday is next month and chances are fairly slim of me getting married. I have managed to start my hundred year sleep, so my six year old self shouldn't be TOO disappointed...

nothing fits

how did this happen?

Sometimes I think about what it would be like to be a giant, or at least a very tall person. Unfortunately, I am only 5'2", so I will never get to truly experience this. However I've realized that instead of being giant, I can just go somewhere very small...

I'm flying!

...and I crash

It's hard to be a teenager.

Now I'm modern art